author: Steve Martin

text: “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”


author: Garrison Keillor

text: “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”


author: Jim Henson

text: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”


author: Charles M. Schulz

text: “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”


author: Suzanne Collins

text: “Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”


author: Charles Bukowski

text: “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”


author: Terry Pratchett

text: “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”


author: Dr. Seuss

text: “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”


author: George Carlin

text: “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”


author: W.C. Fields

text: “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”


author: Jane Austen

text: “A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”