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Copyright (C) 1989 Aladdin Enterprises. All rights reserved.
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Distributed by Free Software Foundation, Inc.
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This file is part of Ghostscript.
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Ghostscript is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but
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WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY. No author or distributor accepts responsibility
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to anyone for the consequences of using it or for whether it serves any
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particular purpose or works at all, unless he says so in writing. Refer
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to the Ghostscript General Public License for full details.
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Everyone is granted permission to copy, modify and redistribute
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Ghostscript, but only under the conditions described in the Ghostscript
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General Public License. A copy of this license is supposed to have been
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given to you along with Ghostscript so you can know your rights and
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responsibilities. It should be in a file named COPYING. Among other
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things, the copyright notice and this notice must be preserved on all
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copies.
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This file, humor.doc, contains a humorous message, verbatim except for
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minor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land.
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Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already
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implemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else
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has recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an
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example of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter.
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The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr.
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Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you
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care to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must
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first contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa..
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(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for
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The Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN).
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The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm
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sure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested
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in using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very
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excited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo
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and Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept
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apart by their parents.)
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Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this
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to your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed.
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